North Dakota Two-Step

Learning to dance with the snow and ice

is essential to North Dakota winter survival

So I've learned a few dance steps.

Swing

What children do in icy parking lots

Not recommended for mothers or old people

Foxtrot

Tiny slow steps on ice

Used by mothers and old people

Salsa

Walking only where snow is crunchy

highly recommended

Hip Hop

Stepping from one dry area to another

Must be done slowly

Cha Cha

Done at the door to remove snow from boots

Stomp-Stomp-Stomp

Right Toe

Tap-Tap

Left Toe

Tap-Tap

Stomp-Stomp-Stomp

Tango

A couple holding hands step on ice at the same time

Not recommended

Rhumba

When a person doing the foxtrot

on a ice-covered parking lot

suddenly finds herself

firmly seated

on her

 Rhumba

Waltz

Slide, lose balance, slide, lose balance

repeat until the cycle is broken

The man in the house might call it

Two fart-knockers and a do-si-do

before combining it with the

 Rhumba!!!

Highly Discouraged!

Have a great day, friends.

And if you stumble -

make it part of the dance!