1/13/12

North Dakota Two-Step

Learning to dance with the snow and ice
is essential to North Dakota winter survival

So I've learned a few dance steps.

Swing
What children do in icy parking lots
Not recommended for mothers or old people

Foxtrot
Tiny slow steps on ice
Used by mothers and old people

Salsa
Walking only where snow is crunchy
highly recommended

Hip Hop
Stepping from one dry area to another
Must be done slowly

Cha Cha
Done at the door to remove snow from boots
Stomp-Stomp-Stomp
Right Toe
Tap-Tap
Left Toe
Tap-Tap
Stomp-Stomp-Stomp

Tango
A couple holding hands step on ice at the same time
Not recommended

Rhumba
When a person doing the foxtrot
on a ice-covered parking lot
suddenly finds herself
firmly seated
on her
 Rhumba

Waltz
Slide, lose balance, slide, lose balance
repeat until the cycle is broken
The man in the house might call it
Two fart-knockers and a do-si-do
before combining it with the
 Rhumba!!!
Highly Discouraged!

Have a great day, friends.

And if you stumble -
make it part of the dance!

2 comments:

  1. wow, this needs to go to a music video.............

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