You Might Be From North Dakota!

You might be from North Dakota

• If you can't start a conversation without mentioning the weather . . .
• If you say Uff-da and Fi-da (see the note below) . . .
• If you understand ALL the uses of the word "Uff-Da" . . .  
• If your epitaph will include the words "yep" and "nope" . . .
• If your pa repeated first grade because he only spoke Norwegian . . .
• If you can't make it through a phone conversation without mentioning the weather . . . 
• If you never confuse "Yah," "Yep," and "Yah y'betch yah" . . .
• If you think everyone from a different state has an accent . . .
• If your answer to "How are you?", "How's the weather?", or "How's the crop?" is the same--"Not too bad." ...

(Field of Canola)

• If you can identify a Minnesota accent . . .
• If you drink pop . . .
• If you hear "Yah, sure" not "Yes, sir" . . .
• If your conversation response includes, "Oh, sure, sure.....sure"...
• If you say, "Outside, zero is below" . . .
• If you go to Texas for a visit and everyone says that you have an accent . . .
• If you go to the post office to mail a paggitch . . \
• If you pronounce it Nor'Dakoda . . .

(Missouri River)

• If you consider Spanish a foreign language . . .
• If after you have discussed the weather, conversation declines . . .
• If you end all of your sentences with either "ya know", "you betcha", or "okiedokie" . . .
• If you hear "You betcha" and "Okey Dokey" in the same sentence . . .
• If your e-mail address is uffda . . .
• If your name is Olson . . . . .
• If you say "uff-da" as an exclamation . . .
• If you have ever said, "Cold weather keeps out the riff-raff" . . .

(Hoar frost on trees in my neighborhood)

• If the comment after "Where are you from?" is always "I have a cousin in Texas."
• If you call the grass between the sidewalk and the curb a boulevard . . .
• If you don't believe you sound like the actors in the movie Fargo . . .
• If you cannot greet anyone without first mentioning the weather . . .
• If you pronounce Greg and Craig the same, and people can tell the difference . . .
• If your directions include, "Turn at the Olson's" ...
• If you stop for anyone crossing the street...
• If you have ever brought a "hot dish" to a church supper...
• If you have rhubarb in your back yard...

(That's rhubarb from my yard. Yep!  You Betcha')

                       . . . then you might be from Nor'Dakoda.


( and just so you'll know, Glenda says, Uff-da (Ooff-dah) is what you say when you drop your gum in the chicken yard.  Fi-da (Fee-dah) is what you say when you think you find it and put it back in your mouth!)

 (The Badlands of North Dakota)

Little Churches on the Prairie

When you come,

you will notice the beautiful white clapboard

church buildings with 

their tall steeples reaching for heaven.

North Dakota

has more churches per capita

than any other state in the United States.

These historic church buildings

grace the prairies, the hillsides, and the towns.

A few are abandoned 

but still cherished.

Norwegian homesteaders 

moved to North Dakota 

from the late 1800's through 1915.

I wonder - 

Did they bring the blueprints with them

 on the boat?

Who built them?

Skilled craftsmen or

was it a community effort?

Not only were they places to worship,

but they probably also served

as community gathering places.

The faithful here in North Dakota

are fiercely loyal to these buildings

I'm sure they have nostalgic memories

of parents, grandparents aunts, uncles and cousins

meeting together,

and of weddings and funerals, and preachers,

and choirs, and baptisms.

Some of the pews are packed every Sunday.

and some have only a few members left.

But they are all beautiful and must 

have been photographed hundreds of times

by travelers like me.

So when you come,

bring your sense of awe

and your camera!

Miriam's New Dress

Hello,  

I'm Miriam.

When I decided I needed a new dress,

my gramma helped me sew it together.

 I live in Egypt with my two brothers and my mom and dad.

 We are Egyptian slaves. 

The army of Egypt was killing baby boys.

 Since Moses was a baby, mom told me to prepare a basket.

 When I finished I put it in the river.

 I was with the basket the whole time,

for I had been running in the reeds next to it. 

Pretty soon the princess saw it and sent her slave to get it.

 When she saw him I popped out of the tall grass. 

I said I knew someone who could take care of him.

 I ran to my mom and told her everything. 

We got to raise him. 

Soon he went to live at the palace.

I saved my baby brother, in my new dress

and Moses saved all the Hebrews when he was older.

(Third Grade History Project - complete!)